Tuesday 6 May 2014

RANT WEEK - APRIL / MAY EDITION PART 1

Hello Internet People!

You probably hate me right now, because i've been such an infrequent blogger, but it's a new month and a new chance for me to get back at it!

So, if you are new to my blog, you wont be aware that most things that i post consists of me complaining at one point, and you've probably joined us at the right moment! the last few months have consisted of so much crap i can complain about, so i thought that maybe i should concentrate all of my rage into one or two posts, once a month or so and get it all out of my system. WELCOME TO RANT WEEK!

1) MY LIFE.
So, if you don't follow my twitter yet (do it here now, or else!), you wouldn't know that my life recently has consisted of sitting in my room and watching films. This really isn't a good way to use my time and i'm so incredibly bored almost every second of the day. ever since i deferred from uni, i've been sat around the house and gaining weight, and im fucking sick and tired of it. in a previous blog i said i was planning on getting healthy, but that aint happening when i have no money to go to the gym and the weather's always shit, and i refuse to run in the rain, my hair takes half an hour to do so fuck letting it get wet. fml.

2) THE FUCKING WEATHER
If you live in America or down south and you don't understand what i'm talking about, well let me fill you the fuck in. I swear, in my life i haven't seen it go from warm sun to heavy rain and thunder so quickly, until a few weeks ago, and guess what? it's been happening almost every day. i am sick to death of going to the shop and ending up soaked, or getting ready to go for a run and the second i leave the house it starts raining. it's nearly summer and i swear to god if it stays like this i will kill someone. okay i may be over exaggerating but you get my point.

3) MUSIC
y'all know i love my music so i'm sure this will be a surprise to you when i say this, but music is probably the number one thing to piss me off recently. okay, i've got to admit, in terms of dance music, the recent releases such as Shit k3y's 'Touch' and 'Nobody To Love' by Sigma have been exceptional but when it comes to the release of pop songs... lord give me strength. Firstly, who the fuck invited the worlds number 1 twat and part time simon cowell look alike, Robin Thicke back into our headphones? I used to respect Jessie J until she paired up with him and another forgetful talentless DJ to come up with this horse crap. Luckily for them, they were outdone by the worst song of the decade by the walking sack of eye make up and reget, the Canadian mistake, Avril lavigne! what a load of old bollocks this 'Hello Kitty' song is, and it honestly seems like she's that desperate for material she'll take it from anyone. i'd go on about her, but the really isn't anything more to say about her than this - RETIRE AVRIL, DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR. Anyway, to sum up the rest of the musical mistakes, i just have to say one name - Jason Derulo. Is it me or are all of his songs the same?

Right that's it for part one guys, if you like rant week, let me know in the comments or on twitter and i'll do something like this more often! thanks guys, i love you!

PS, THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME!!

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